Shrubcock

A person with a cock that is so short and stumpy, it can only look like a shrub...Im sorry for u guys...Such as Steven Stockwell.
wow,steven has a shrubcock...sucks to be him
by ash n kate July 16, 2008
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treecock

an amazingly large penis. think of a redwood...
ron jeremy...tommy lee...the character meat from the movie porky's...need we go on?
by ash n kate June 26, 2005
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