lycraphile

!¬someone who is creepily obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. One who forces their partners to wear it constantly and becomes transfixed when they see someone wearing it.....steern clear of someone who mentions the word LYCRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JCL: Do you like those shiny-look leggings ???

ET : what the fuck ???? you mean Lycra ( she says as running out the door as quickly as possible !!! )

JCL : LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA !!!! Come back here biatch and get those leggings on I bought ya while I fuck with my LYCRA hotpants on !!!!!!!!

ET : Fuck off you LYCRAPHILE !!!

by antilycra.com/uk October 22, 2011

Lycraphiliac

One who is obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. They become mezmorised when they set their creepy little eyes on it. They cannot function without wearing it, touching it, talking about it. NEVER enter relations with anyone who mentions the word, not even once. They force their partners to parade and wear it at every opportunity. It takes over their life, once word gets out everyone will know that person is a LYRAPHILIAC ....

e.g...

Lycraphiliac : ' hey babe wanna go put those lycra leggins on ?'

Victim : ' which ones? you bought me 2,567 pairs of lycra leggings now you weirdo. For Fucks' sake ! '

Lycraphiliac : ( staring with glazed, wide eyes ) ' Did u just mention the word Lycra & Fuck in the same sentence Princess ? '

Victim : ' Sprints out the door to obtain police injunction asap

by antilycra.com/uk October 23, 2011