girl: I can't wait to see you so we can talk about our feelings, review our psychological insights , as they pertain to our existential plight and our collective unconscious. They we can paint each other's fingernails, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya, my lord". I can't wait.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
by angie O edema June 29, 2018
me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
by angie O edema July 04, 2018