1 definition by america the bootyfull

1. a continent east of Asia and west of Europe.

2. The informal term for the United States of America.

3. a "country" that has the highest obesity rate in the world

4. a country with really crappy news stations and news reports, aside from the New York Times, leading to the majority of the population being ignorant of most world affairs and world culture.

5. known for its vast majority of religious bigots, though very few people in the US go to church and many people are more open minded than those seen on TV.

6. known for its terrible presidents in the last couple of years, George Bush. who, using unfair legal assistance in both elections in the past 8 years, remained in office for very long.

7. A country that was permanently scarred by the 9/11 attack on its world trade center, leaving many U.S citizens biased against muslims and immigrants, legal or no.
British reporter: Name one country that starts with a 'u'

American: Yugoslavia?

Only in america:
Religious Crazies: GOD HATES FAGS!! THANK GOD FOR AIDS!!!!

Passing Dyke: Fuck you!! My left testicle is worth more than your house motherfuckers!

Fatass: can i get 4 big macs, a double order of fries, a salad, and a cheeseburger.

Cashier: ya want me to supersize that fo u?

Fatass: sure (heart attack, dies)
by america the bootyfull April 22, 2010
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