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1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.
2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.
1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.
2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.
I'm too poor to go on an actual cruise to Fiji, but I totally went on a wiki-cruise, and have been telling people at work that I've been there! I even took a few generic photos of me at the beach and have been playing it up like they're Fiji on facebook with facts about the food, animal life and whatnot.
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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.
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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.
by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010
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2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007
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