Definitions by alien anus

Diva 

What you call a cunt while she's still in the room.

Honey, you are such a diva.

Diva by alien anus September 5, 2009

scrotum totem 

A jock strap.

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.

scrotum totem by Alien Anus March 29, 2004