Definitions by alex s.

lard ass 

a fat obese person who eats to much and gobbles down anything they see

justin parks is such a lard ass

lard ass by alex s. November 15, 2004

shit pop 

When your lady friend gives you ha blowjob after having anal sex with her you refer to your penis as a "shit-pop."

My girl's such a freak. I gave her a shit-pop last night.

shit pop by Alex S. November 10, 2004