1 definition by aka Dr. G
1. A college educated, fraternity-oriented Caucasian male, usually ages 18-30, who spends his weekends wakeboarding/jetskiing and intentionally creating wakes from his speed boat to unset or flip crew shells, kayakers, and canooers; while doing so flashing the "hang-loose" hand gesture.
2. One who enjoys motorized watersports, drinking Pabst, wearing board-shorts/jams, playing obnoxiously loud gay music, and derives pleasure in being an asshole.
3. (especially) The person who posted the definition for wakeboarder.
2. One who enjoys motorized watersports, drinking Pabst, wearing board-shorts/jams, playing obnoxiously loud gay music, and derives pleasure in being an asshole.
3. (especially) The person who posted the definition for wakeboarder.
by aka Dr. G October 29, 2006