1 definition by aidan brooker

schmoov

Schmoov is a combination af smooth,hard and slick!
Some people say that the Brookstar is schmoov!!

Coop: *looks towards Brookstar* Oh, i wish i was schmoov and hard like the Brookstar.
Brookstar: Oi, Coop you wanker stop lookin at me!!!
Coop: Oh shit,*shits pants for the third time, then runs of crying*
Coop: Why dose this always happen to me!!!!!

by aidan brooker December 11, 2004