Actual Garbage

You. Right now.

"You're actual garbage, mate!" my 12-year-old son screams from his room in an english accent during an eventful match of Fortnite.

by actual garbage December 25, 2019

Pooch

When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.

I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.

by Actual Garbage June 29, 2016