Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.
Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”
by a fat glebaglob May 14, 2025
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Storeyphile

A landlord that creeps on its tenants, usually through the means of hidden cameras.
Guy 1: “Hey I heard you got a new apartment, how’s it going man?”
Guy: “The apartment is nice and so are my neighbors, but my landlord is a total storeyphile.”
by a fat glebaglob May 14, 2025
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