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McCabed
The act of scoring on one's own net in the great game of ice hockey. Coined "McCabed" due to the defenceman of the same name playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs in the NHL royally fucking up and scoring on his own goalie. This event has been repeated several times this year, most recently by Nicklas Backstrom of Washington, who did a more fabulous job of it cause he cost his team two points instead of just one.