Zombies are my Autism's definitions

Cuban Boat Ride

When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.

Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'

John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'

by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009

Mexican Swimmer

A floating turd. Also known as a floater.

"Dude, some nasty bastard left 3 Mexican Swimmers in the employee restroom."

by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009