Zombie Assassin's definitions

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

beef tomato

A worn out asshole from having way too many big cocks smashing their way through the backdoor all the time. Sometimes known as a pink sock.

"That chick's backside looked like a beef tomato when those dudes finished tappin' that ass like Sammy Davis, Jr."

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014