Zo, Joose, and Jeff's definitions

Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Crack-Heads

To become beyond excited about an event.

The home team scored a winning touchdown in the final seconds and the crowd just went crack-heads.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005

Moe'ish

Liking in nature and physical appearance to Moe of "The Simpsons".

Why must I be so damn Moe'ish. I'll never get a girlfriend.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003