Varch

The combination of the act of vandalism and the feeling of being parched due to silliness. Reserved for the use in posh slang. First became a word on the grounds of Eaton in 2007 after a local schoolboy spray painted “F the police” on the police station and was caught in the act of drunken stupidity

David grabbed the lighter and the spray can and was gonna make a flamethrower.

Friend: “David you’re so varched bro, for spray painting the window of your neighbours car”