Zaven, betch's definitions

Captain Planet

Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.

white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.

by Zaven, betch December 20, 2006