Zach Hammer's definitions

Bleeding Steamer

When a female places a piece of saran wrap over your mouth and drops a duece on it, then removes her full tampon and lets the blood run over the shit. In Canada this is also know as a "Brent Dewinter"

This ho last night gave me my first bleeding steamer, it was awesome!! I looked like the Joker ate a klondike bar!!

by Zach Hammer August 1, 2013

Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King

When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.

I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).

by Zach Hammer August 8, 2019