Definitions by Zach's wife

Poopid 

The cupid of poop. When he hits you with his arrow, you suddenly get the urge to poop. He is the explanation for those surprise, emergency poops that tend to creep up on you at the most inconvenient of moments.

"Hey, man, what's wrong with you?"
"I think I just got hit by Poopid's arrow! I gotta take a shit—now!"

Poopid by Zach's wife May 19, 2013