Definitions by Zac A

European Sauna 

When an all-male group decide to have a nude sauna, continually referring to it as being very "European" as opposed to being very gay.

Hey this place is hot! Whoa, why has John got his pants off? I didn't realise we were having a European Sauna, but don't worry i'm cool.

European Sauna by Zac A October 26, 2006

Turkish Burger 

The act of taking a shit into a woman's vagina, whereby her pussy lips become the "buns" around the turd "burger". Named for the excessively large and sloppy Turkish hamburgers of Brunswick St Melbourne, which resemble large smelly turds.

Last night I gave Sally a wicked Turkish Burger, It was delicious!

Turkish Burger by Zac A October 2, 2006