Kentucky SlingShot

Usually during a blow job, you nut into a girl's nose and have her hock a loogie so she spits out a mucus-cum ball back onto your dick.
Rocco: Hey dude, my girl gave me a Kentucky Slingshot last night!

Kory: That's disgusting bro
by Yung Lad April 26, 2019
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Schrodinger's Waifu

One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all
My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do

Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
by Yung Lad October 22, 2020
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