One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all
My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do
Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
Buy a
Schrodinger's Waifu
mug!