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February 11

Feburary 11 is National slap your tall friend in the face day. This is for people who are short and can’t reach their tall friends face any day.

Short: yo dude get on my level here
Tall: why?

Short: it’s February 11 national slap your tall friend in the face day
Tall: oh shit it is?!

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