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Rachael

A very rare type of women to find. Beautiful, smart, loyal, kind, sweet, paitent, considered to be what every guy wishes for. Isn`t a fighter but if wanted to could kick your ass. Fragile, gentle, lovable, can maintain a steady relationship without problems or any fighting, can give hugs to warm your heart and kisses to satisfy. She has eyes that are easy to get lost in, hair softer than fleece, skin as soft as a baby`s bottom, lips like candy, body chizzled from the gods, is basically the girl every guy dreams of.

Guy #1: So I heard you were dating someone, who is it?
Guy #2: Rachael.
Guy #1: Phuck you.

Guy #2: Don`t be a hater.

by Your phackin` mother. :) May 23, 2010