Your mom’s dad's definitions

Finger

Pretty much a thing connected to your hand. You can do a lot of things with it and it will never leave your side. I mean unless you bite it off but yea that’s all

Betty-hey bob will you finger me?
Bob-yea sure let me wash my hands and get in between my fingers first!

Betty-ok I’ll be waiting

by Your mom’s dad June 24, 2019

Bong

A long strong monkey in a cape that flys up your ass

That is a nice bong

by Your mom’s dad June 24, 2019