Your local suburban mom's definitions

Toe jam

A scrumptious jam made out of naturally sourced toes. It can come in many shapes and sizes. It’s s the new biggest trend.

Have you tried the new toe jam from walmart?

by Your local suburban mom March 30, 2021

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021