Definitions by Your local suburban mom

butt chomper 

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

butt chomper by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

Toe jam 

A scrumptious jam made out of naturally sourced toes. It can come in many shapes and sizes. It’s s the new biggest trend.

Have you tried the new toe jam from walmart?

Toe jam by Your local suburban mom March 30, 2021