Your local suburban mom's definitions

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

Toe jam

A scrumptious jam made out of naturally sourced toes. It can come in many shapes and sizes. It’s s the new biggest trend.

Have you tried the new toe jam from walmart?

by Your local suburban mom March 30, 2021