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A car commonly driven by pedophiles and downright wronguns.

Commonly seen to be corsas, white vans and Citroen Picasso's.
"Oi look there goes davo in his noncemobile"
"Yeah look there's a 15 year old girl in the back I guess they're off to maccies"

"That's if his Corsa doesn't blow up first"
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by Your dad's cereal bar November 16, 2020

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