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sex turrets

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.
Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"
by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017
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