Your Mom's ex-boyfriend's definitions

dog milk

Exactly what you would expect. Literal milk from the utters of a woman dog. Meant for young dogs, but consumed by Hawaiian natives since the 15th century. Griffin Sutterfield's preferred form of milk.

Griffin poured himself a nice cool glass of dog milk for his afternoon snack.

I only have a dog for the milk. Dog milk is the most fresh when its straight from the utter. - Griffin Sutterfield

by Your Mom's ex-boyfriend November 4, 2019