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Definitions by Your Gal Finch

When you press your butthole against another person’s face indiscriminately and once full contact is made - you fart and wiggle a bit.

It’s sort of like when a baby comes over and gives kisses. They place their open mouth somewhere randomly on your face and usually make a vocal sound to acknowledge the kiss.
I thought she might be the one as she was wild in bed and gave me a baby kiss, but apparently I was wrong because she ghosted me and gave me pink eye instead.
Baby Kiss by Your Gal Finch March 19, 2026