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Stipo

Stipo was born in the jungle side of Yugoslavia. Afterwards he was raised by family of cows who adopted him; this explains his strange behavior when communicating. Stipo was brought to the Canadas by a UFO. His real parents are unknown due to the fact that no one on earth is able to be as retarded as he is; it is believed that he could be a new branch of humans called the Homo-Faggitus.

Stipo likes watching old nude men as they tell their stories about World War II.

by Your Friendly Neighbor, Spiderman November 4, 2004