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A High School in Lowell, Michigan full of wanna be rednecks who think that doing donuts in the stadium parking lot, flying confederate flags even though they are northerners, and coming to school looking like they have a hangover makes them cool. Besides those guys, there are some pretty cool star athletes that most of the time are respectful unless they are the few druggies. The Marching band is full of dweebs but we love them anyways. The Theatre program is successful, you may even meet Isiah Perysian (Minor Celeb it’s whatever). The Cheerleaders are typical, most of them aren’t the greatest, but the others are scholars. Known for high overall class GPAs, Pink Arrow, hating East Grand Rapids, bowing down to Noel Dean, and other caring about football... it’s still a pretty cool school full of genuinely good kids.
“Hey, doesn’t he go to Lowell High School?”
“Yes, look at his football jersey, gosh Cindy.”
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