Definitions by Young and smart

Portola 

Extremely small town located in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Main activities for locals consist of golfing (if you're old and rich), outdoorsie recreations (ie hiking, fishing, etc), and Getting the Hell Out (if you're young and smart)
Also referred to as 'Portoilet'

I can't WAIT to get out of Portola!!

Portola by Young and smart January 30, 2009