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verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.

I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.

I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.

Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.

Facebook by Young Joe April 11, 2009