A person who confidently explains things they don’t understand — loudly, and often.
Someone who’s always wrong, but never in doubt.
A person who speaks with absolute confidence, regardless of being catastrophically wrong.
Someone who Googles half a fact, misreads it, and repeats it like they discovered fire.
Someone who’s always wrong, but never in doubt.
A person who speaks with absolute confidence, regardless of being catastrophically wrong.
Someone who Googles half a fact, misreads it, and repeats it like they discovered fire.
“Only a Chiulli would try to explain quantum physics with a meatball analogy… get the meatball part wrong, mispronounce ‘quark,’ and do it all in a sauce-stained undershirt like he just rolled off a barstool at trivia night.”
by You chiulli May 18, 2025