You Motherduckin Duckhead's definitions

Hazel

A shy, quiet girl who is secretly savage as fuck to annoying little shits. Most guys either had or have a crush on her. Is also drop-dead gorgeous.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Hazel anywhere?
Person 2: Yeah, I we got into a fight
Person 1: Did you win?
Person 2: I have a black eye and a broken nose, Nathan, what do you think?

by You Motherduckin Duckhead October 18, 2025

Grammar Mounty

The politest rank of the Grammar police, and the only acceptable one. Gently corrects your grammar by saying the proper terms in their sentence. Opposite of a Grammar Nazi

Short child: "I gots to go to school"
Grammar Nazi: "You fucking idiot, it's have*. This is why your dad left you, Timmy."
Grammar Police: "have*"
Grammar Mounty: "You don't have to go to school yet."

by You Motherduckin Duckhead October 18, 2025