Yoinky McSploinky's definitions

Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025