Definitions by YoRHa Cowboy

Toaster Fucker

A person who lets a bizarre passing impulse fuck up their life after the internet connects them to a global community who've dedicated themselves to insisting the impulse is normal, brave, and otherwise worthy of respect.

"My son tried to fuck a toaster when he was young and I told him to stop being such a fucking moron and he stopped. Unfortunately he later googled 'i want to fuck a toaster' and the 'Toaster Fuckers United' discord server convinced him to fuck up his entire life."

Toaster Fucker by YoRHa Cowboy September 20, 2026