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simp
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Choosing
the girls
over
the boys
Person 1
: Did you hear how he left the boys
for the girls
?
Person 2
: What a simp.
simp
by
yeetson
November 20, 2020
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Porcelain seal sex
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When you go from
the shower
,
straight
to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have
sexual intercourse
.
“Hey babe, you wanna have
porcelain
seal sex
tonight
”
“hell
yeah i do
”
Porcelain seal sex
by
Yeetson
September 12, 2020
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