Definitions by Yeetson

simp 

Choosing the girls over the boys

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

simp by yeetson November 20, 2020

Porcelain seal sex 

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

Porcelain seal sex by Yeetson September 12, 2020