Definitions by Yeetson

simp

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

simp by yeetson November 20, 2020

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”