Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

by Yeetson September 12, 2020

simp

Choosing the girls over the boys

Person 1: Did you hear how he left the boys for the girls?
Person 2: What a simp.

by yeetson November 20, 2020