Sorry, gotta go

Something that a men says to his gf when she decides to cancel plans originally made for them
Girl: Hey, I hate to break it to you, but we’ll have to cancel tomorrow’s plans because my friend asked me if I wanted to stop by the mall with her, and I told her yes because I need new makeup.
Guy: Uh … *looks at clock* Sorry, gotta go
by Yeah but actually no April 21, 2025
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ROFCU

A text acronym that means Rolling on the Floor Cracking Up. A variant of ROFL, or Rolling on the Floor Laughing
Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: ROFCU LOL!!
by Yeah but actually no June 26, 2025
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