Definitions by Yak Horseman

seaweed season

A period starting October 1 through the 27th of which seaweed is harvested and sold for profit

Ralph: Hey, have you seen Steven?
John: No, he’s too busy at his job, it is seaweed season after all

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The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake

Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance

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