Definitions by Yacomistemipito

Gooch grabber 

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

Gooch grabber by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

Neckbeard screenshot 

The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.

Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.

Neckbeard screenshot by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023