Zonka

It's like zoinks. You say it when something bad happens.
It is Chicago slang used by people who are dope as fuck.

It is pronounced (ZAH-NN-KA)

I got an F on a quiz??? Zonka!
Mom, I'm adopted?? Zonka!
You're breaking up with me?? Zonka!

by Ya Boi- Gabe December 05, 2019