can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.
coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?
by Xxpoison kissesxX April 19, 2011
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