Definitions by Xizor

woodwinds 

a family of instruments that have no place in a marching band.

Usually are the most immature in a marching band.

They do however have some importance during concert season (when the awesome brass players aren't playing).

Person 1: Wow, that band sucks!

Person 2: It's not their fault, they just have too many woodwinds. Good bands should only have brass and percussion. I mean... look at Drum Corps.

woodwinds by Xizor December 25, 2007

Volvagia 

A dragon boss from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time whose name sounds oddly like the word vulva.

Those perverted bastards...

Stupid Kid: LOL VOLVAGIA SOUNDS LIEK VULVA, IMA GO JERK OFF TO MY HENTAI PR0N!!! LOLZ

Volvagia by Xizor August 7, 2007