Definitions by X0 Loach 0X

loach 

reaching into someone's asshole to steal their shit.

when i went to loach my boyfriend, i found a ring in his ass! then he proposed.

she loached me so hard that i don't think i'll ever need to shit again

hey, are you guys going to the world-renowned music festival loachella?

loach by X0 Loach 0X June 3, 2008