milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.

"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Twunt

A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.

"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003