S.T.A.R

Shit Tits Amazing Rump

The juxtaposition of having the perfect arse but the absolute worst tits

Tell her she's a star and she will be grateful
Babe you are an absolute S.T.A.R
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
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Bunting Bangers

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
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Flounders

You won't be wearing a crop top with those flounders
by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020
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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Wombles Noses

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles
Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Bare Shelf

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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