slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza ๐Ÿ• limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza ๐Ÿ• limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza ๐Ÿ• limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza ๐Ÿ• limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven to me
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
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Sluxe

Deluxe = of special elegance, sumptuousness, or fineness; high or highest in quality, luxury

Sluxe = soiled elegance, formerly sumptuous, deflated, sagged, worn, withered
My breasts used to be so deluxe and now they are Sluxe its pathetic. My nipples touch my navel when I'm sat down
by Working Class Hero January 02, 2021
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The clavicle compliment

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work
Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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