Definitions by Wolfie woo woo
Gay Petty
Gay Petty is the next level in true accension into being a master at the petty arts. This is shown in many different ways. It can be you passively aggressively ignoring an ignorant buffoon who is trying to tear you down. Some examples include but are not limited to:
1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements
Etc.
The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!
1. Hiding the person's car keys.
2. Damaging a makeup pallet.
3. Backhanded complements
Etc.
The important rule of being gay petty is to do it with style and flare. Leave their jaws dropped walking with the confidence of owning that cat walk in the latest fashion. Slay queen slay!
Person 1: Man this person just isn't getting it, they are obnoxious and just a headache.
Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.
Person 1: No, they aren't ready.
Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.
*Chaos unfolds*
Person 2: This calls for the ultimate form of petty.
Person 1: No, they aren't ready.
Person 2: Watch me bitch it's time for being gay petty.
*Chaos unfolds*
Gay Petty by Wolfie woo woo June 24, 2026