Definitions by Winter Killjoy

lesbian jesus 

Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.

"Holy shit Lesbian Jesus must be somewhere near here because I have a huge lady boner"

lesbian jesus by Winter Killjoy April 24, 2018