PS3

A video game system with no video games at launch. Plays Blu-Ray disks and can do 3D Movies and games. Comes with RCA cables for poor people and a cheapo plastic controller that doesn't feel good like the last two Dualshock controllers.

Jigsaw: "Hey, wake up, I want to play a game."
Guy: "But I have a PS3..."
Jigsaw: "Aww."

by Windows Phone April 18, 2012